I'm worth a million in prizes (mental_thatone) wrote in spiffyfantastic,
I'm worth a million in prizes
mental_thatone
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SheWoreGloves (10:31:00 PM): do you think Elijah would let me touch his wood?
SheWoreGloves (10:31:22 PM): I mean. I'd be careful with it and all.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:31:26 PM): lol.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:31:33 PM): maybe if we kissed for him.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:31:36 PM): I mean. What.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:31:37 PM): no.
SheWoreGloves (10:31:47 PM): XD
SheWoreGloves (10:31:52 PM): Ooh do you think so?
SheWoreGloves (10:31:55 PM): Let's plan something.
SheWoreGloves (10:32:09 PM): I need to visit you. And we'll stalk Elijah.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:32:13 PM): okay. but then we have to do the same to drew fuller. cause.. mm.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:32:17 PM): okay!
SheWoreGloves (10:32:20 PM): and be all. ."NO YOU MUST WATCH."
TwoAM Radio Star (10:32:22 PM): I love this plan.
SheWoreGloves (10:32:42 PM): and he'll resist, of course. Just so if something bad happens he can later tell the police that he DID say no
SheWoreGloves (10:32:51 PM): and we'll say, 'No no, you'll like it. Promise.'
TwoAM Radio Star (10:33:00 PM): lol. good thinking. legal.
SheWoreGloves (10:33:13 PM): and we'll be dressed all sexified.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:33:25 PM): yes. yes we will. o_O
SheWoreGloves (10:33:27 PM): and then we'll kiss. All hot and lesbianic.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:33:32 PM): but not sloppy.
SheWoreGloves (10:33:35 PM): and he'll be like ... O_O
SheWoreGloves (10:33:38 PM): yes yes, not sloppy.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:33:45 PM): yes. and then we can do it again.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:33:49 PM): and he can inch closer
SheWoreGloves (10:33:52 PM): And then we'll see Elijah's Wood through his pants,.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:33:56 PM): lol. like.. a.. inchy thing.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:34:00 PM): HAHA. yes.
SheWoreGloves (10:34:03 PM): yes yes, he'll inch
SheWoreGloves (10:34:16 PM): and we'll be like... 'WTF.. oh yeah, we wanted you.'
SheWoreGloves (10:34:26 PM): because we'll be so into each other, because we're hot like that.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:34:33 PM): yes, yes.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:34:35 PM): O_O
TwoAM Radio Star (10:34:39 PM): *enjoys the plan*
SheWoreGloves (10:35:03 PM): And then he'll finish inching and it'll be a fabulous three way kissy thing. But not the sloppy, unnattractive MTV kind
TwoAM Radio Star (10:35:11 PM): oh yes. very not.
SheWoreGloves (10:35:19 PM): Yes.
SheWoreGloves (10:35:27 PM): And then like. We'll have Elijah's Wood.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:35:34 PM): oooh yes.
SheWoreGloves (10:35:38 PM): Here endeth The Plan.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:35:40 PM): and then.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:35:41 PM): no!
TwoAM Radio Star (10:35:43 PM): no end.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:35:44 PM): lol.
SheWoreGloves (10:35:44 PM): LOL
SheWoreGloves (10:35:48 PM): okay!
TwoAM Radio Star (10:35:59 PM): then we go to newport. And find drew fuller. And do the same thing, but with creative fuller jokes. not wood.
SheWoreGloves (10:36:09 PM): haha
TwoAM Radio Star (10:36:21 PM): And then we could just happen to find tyler and make him jealous because hes an ass. -_-
SheWoreGloves (10:36:37 PM): ok. But I'll have to hunt Orlando down on my own, because you hate him. WAIT NO! I'll take Elijah with me! And me and Elijah and Orlando can do the inchy three way kiss
SheWoreGloves (10:36:44 PM): *swoon*
TwoAM Radio Star (10:36:48 PM): 0_0
SheWoreGloves (10:36:50 PM): haha, tyler. Stupid tyler.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:37:06 PM): HEY ILL STILL KISS YOU. just not orlando. I can.. uh.. paint my nails when my half of the plan is done
TwoAM Radio Star (10:37:06 PM): lol
SheWoreGloves (10:37:34 PM): XD
SheWoreGloves (10:37:37 PM): okay. That works.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:38:06 PM): or. id kiss orlando. if you kissed drew. because it would be even, since you dislike drew. but yes. then i could just say i did it
TwoAM Radio Star (10:38:14 PM): and make all the other girls jealous. oh yes.
SheWoreGloves (10:38:27 PM): Yes, okay. That can happen. But can Elijah still kiss us with Orlando in there too?
TwoAM Radio Star (10:38:55 PM): lol. yeah.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:39:02 PM): and it STILL WONT BE SLOPPY!
SheWoreGloves (10:39:07 PM): Okay. And then we can pull away and they'll be kissing. O_O
SheWoreGloves (10:39:22 PM): NO NO NO it'll be wonderful and un-sloppy.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:39:29 PM): O_O
TwoAM Radio Star (10:39:40 PM): mm. were good at plans.
SheWoreGloves (10:39:47 PM): Mmmm yes.
SheWoreGloves (10:39:50 PM): Plans are good.
SheWoreGloves (10:40:02 PM): *wants to do the plan, and then do Elijah*
TwoAM Radio Star (10:40:13 PM): ..*but phoebe first*
TwoAM Radio Star (10:40:14 PM): -_-
SheWoreGloves (10:40:32 PM): *does Phoebe first, then Elijah. Then Phoebe joins in with me and Elijah*
SheWoreGloves (10:40:34 PM): O_O
TwoAM Radio Star (10:40:40 PM): O_O
TwoAM Radio Star (10:40:41 PM): better.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:40:43 PM): lol
SheWoreGloves (10:40:45 PM): XD!
SheWoreGloves (10:40:56 PM): oh god, we're so not typical friends.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:41:08 PM): oh god i was just thinking something like that.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:41:09 PM): lol.
SheWoreGloves (10:41:15 PM): hehehehe
SheWoreGloves (10:41:25 PM): what shall we name this plan?
TwoAM Radio Star (10:41:32 PM): like "oh yeah. i could SO do this with kelsie.. /sarcasm"
TwoAM Radio Star (10:41:33 PM): UMMM..
TwoAM Radio Star (10:41:35 PM): hotsex.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:41:43 PM): o_O it works on so many levels
SheWoreGloves (10:41:46 PM): LOL
SheWoreGloves (10:41:47 PM): Okay.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:41:57 PM): lol. plan hotsex.
SheWoreGloves (10:42:01 PM): *posts this*
TwoAM Radio Star (10:42:06 PM): sounds like a free sex clinic.
SheWoreGloves (10:42:19 PM): XD
TwoAM Radio Star (10:42:26 PM): those clinics where you get tested and they give out condom ift baskets,
TwoAM Radio Star (10:42:29 PM): gift*
TwoAM Radio Star (10:42:41 PM): YOURE POSTING THIS?!?! oh. Im going to sound like a nympho too.
SheWoreGloves (10:42:44 PM): haha yes. the health clinics.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:42:50 PM): Im a virgin, man. virgin virgin mary I am I am.
SheWoreGloves (10:42:58 PM): they give you spermacide foam, and its weird.
SheWoreGloves (10:42:59 PM): O_O
TwoAM Radio Star (10:43:06 PM): haha yes
SheWoreGloves (10:43:15 PM): Yes you're a virgin, but that's all gonna change when we meet Elijah!
TwoAM Radio Star (10:43:24 PM): mwahahahahaaaaaaa.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:43:25 PM): mm.
SheWoreGloves (10:43:29 PM): Mmm
TwoAM Radio Star (10:43:42 PM): *googles elijah*
SheWoreGloves (10:43:51 PM): Ooh I want to google him. O_O
TwoAM Radio Star (10:43:54 PM): meaning im looking for pictures so i can be an official fangirl like you.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:44:05 PM): but the cool kind.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:44:07 PM): you know.
SheWoreGloves (10:44:10 PM): Yes welcome to Fangirlydom.
SheWoreGloves (10:44:17 PM): Oh yes we're so the cool kind.
SheWoreGloves (10:44:21 PM): Not teenybopperish
TwoAM Radio Star (10:44:22 PM): the cool kind only us can abtain.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:44:23 PM): lol.
SheWoreGloves (10:44:25 PM): and not whorish.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:44:38 PM): right. cause. we love eachother. so kissing is fine. O_O
SheWoreGloves (10:44:39 PM): We're just like.. we really wanna have sex with him, but not in the .. whorish way.
SheWoreGloves (10:44:40 PM): lol
TwoAM Radio Star (10:44:41 PM): lol.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:44:43 PM): yeah.
SheWoreGloves (10:44:45 PM): Right.
SheWoreGloves (10:44:45 PM): lol
TwoAM Radio Star (10:44:47 PM): exactly! see. good.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:44:51 PM): sense has been made.
SheWoreGloves (10:45:01 PM): *nods* exactly
TwoAM Radio Star (10:45:09 PM): *high five*
SheWoreGloves (10:45:18 PM): See it doesnt count as us being whores if we do it TOGETHER.
SheWoreGloves (10:45:26 PM): *misses hgh five*
TwoAM Radio Star (10:45:41 PM): lol.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:47:08 PM): http://home.att.net/~k.d.allen/elijah.jpg
SheWoreGloves (10:47:48 PM): HAHA! Nipple shirt.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:48:05 PM): hahahaha
TwoAM Radio Star (10:48:45 PM): http://ru.laser.ru/gallery/mento/elijah_wood.jpg
TwoAM Radio Star (10:48:51 PM): lol. im having fun.
SheWoreGloves (10:49:44 PM): ohhhhhhhhh *loves him*
SheWoreGloves (10:49:54 PM): hold on i have a wallpaper thats completely sexy, i'll send it to you
TwoAM Radio Star (10:50:04 PM): oh damn you google. giving me dead links. dman you.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:50:06 PM): damn*
TwoAM Radio Star (10:50:07 PM): okay.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:50:13 PM): ^.^
TwoAM Radio Star (10:52:10 PM): HAHA. when there are quotes, it says things like; "i want to be a better actor," says WOOD.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:52:14 PM): ..o_O
SheWoreGloves (10:52:31 PM): XD
SheWoreGloves (10:52:37 PM): I want to call him Mr.Wood really bad
TwoAM Radio Star (10:52:45 PM): heheheehehe
TwoAM Radio Star (10:53:11 PM): *kinky porno voice* hello.. *flips hair* mr *licks lips* wooood-ah.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:53:14 PM): like that?
SheWoreGloves (10:53:49 PM): XD
SheWoreGloves (10:53:50 PM): YES
SheWoreGloves (10:54:06 PM): I'd totally do that. And then he'd fall in love with me.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:54:09 PM): :-D
SheWoreGloves (10:54:37 PM): Or. At least let me touch his wood. *is obsessed with saying, Elijah's Wood, because its just too damn good not to*
TwoAM Radio Star (10:54:57 PM): hehehehehe
TwoAM Radio Star (10:55:05 PM): oh.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:55:06 PM): yeah.
SheWoreGloves (10:56:49 PM): omg this is taking forever to attach
TwoAM Radio Star (10:57:06 PM): lol im sorry
TwoAM Radio Star (10:59:06 PM): I like plan hotsex better the second time.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:59:12 PM): second time around*****
TwoAM Radio Star (10:59:18 PM): damn you, enter button
SheWoreGloves (10:59:35 PM): what, when we all have sex?
TwoAM Radio Star (10:59:51 PM): yes. plan hotsex.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:59:56 PM): Im reading your post.
TwoAM Radio Star (10:59:59 PM): And giggling.
SheWoreGloves (11:00:00 PM): XD
SheWoreGloves (11:00:03 PM): hehehe
SheWoreGloves (11:00:18 PM): im re-reading it too
SheWoreGloves (11:00:31 PM): because. it's the most excellent plan in human excistence.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:00:41 PM): it is.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:00:42 PM): why
TwoAM Radio Star (11:00:46 PM): because we rule.
SheWoreGloves (11:00:53 PM): Yes. Yes we do.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:00:56 PM): because we are the greatest. THAT is why.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:01:29 PM): oh! oh ohohhhh. and then Elijah can go ice scooting with us.
SheWoreGloves (11:01:30 PM): And Elijah can rule with us. Except when we're on our thrones.. we're behind tables. And Elijah can be under the table. O_O
TwoAM Radio Star (11:01:38 PM): OOOH. under. 0_0
SheWoreGloves (11:01:39 PM): AW yes he must go ice scooting.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:01:47 PM): and then we can all make out on the ice
SheWoreGloves (11:01:58 PM): And then we have sex with him on the ice. Aw wait no.. it'll be all shrunken
SheWoreGloves (11:02:07 PM): haha, yes we can make out
TwoAM Radio Star (11:02:10 PM): and people can be all "omg no" but secretly jealous.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:02:14 PM): haha.
SheWoreGloves (11:02:19 PM): OH and we'll get you a fake ID. In case he cards you. o_O
SheWoreGloves (11:02:25 PM): Yes.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:02:28 PM): yes yes. GOOD THINKING!
SheWoreGloves (11:02:35 PM): !
TwoAM Radio Star (11:02:35 PM): oh youre so smart.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:02:36 PM): lol.
SheWoreGloves (11:02:47 PM): yes i know. because you know he cards girls.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:02:57 PM): well, maybe at one point we can be kinky and wear the big fat jackets durring the sex.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:03:07 PM): for awhile. but then it would get hot.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:03:20 PM): but no ice. no shrinking. plus, cold. ow. o_O
SheWoreGloves (11:03:26 PM): LOL!
SheWoreGloves (11:03:32 PM): kinky jackets
SheWoreGloves (11:03:35 PM): like Nazi sex.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:04:00 PM): lol.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:04:04 PM): but, fluufy
TwoAM Radio Star (11:04:10 PM): lmao.fluffy***
SheWoreGloves (11:04:12 PM): Right. Fluffy
TwoAM Radio Star (11:04:13 PM): hahaha. fluufy
TwoAM Radio Star (11:04:26 PM): HAHAHAHA. oh. sex does things to your brain
SheWoreGloves (11:04:27 PM): LOL
SheWoreGloves (11:04:27 PM): i didnt see that
TwoAM Radio Star (11:04:33 PM): lol
SheWoreGloves (11:04:46 PM): yes yes
SheWoreGloves (11:04:59 PM): I bet 'Lij has had two girls before.
SheWoreGloves (11:05:04 PM): But like. Not as hot as us.
SheWoreGloves (11:05:17 PM): and so when we do him, he'll be like.. following us around forever.
SheWoreGloves (11:05:30 PM): And we'll have to keep him on a leash. O_O
TwoAM Radio Star (11:05:51 PM): ooooh god.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:06:00 PM): like one of those children at disneyland
SheWoreGloves (11:06:02 PM): ^.^
SheWoreGloves (11:06:08 PM): HAHA!
SheWoreGloves (11:06:21 PM): no no, i was thinking more like.. sexy leather collared Elijah
TwoAM Radio Star (11:06:36 PM): and then people will go "hey, werent you famous once?" and then hell GROWL at them and well give him a treat and keep going.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:06:42 PM): ooooh. sexah
SheWoreGloves (11:06:48 PM): !! ooh he'll growl.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:06:56 PM): oh and it would be sexy.
SheWoreGloves (11:07:10 PM): I'm sure it would. Hahah, wood. Would. Wood.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:07:25 PM): and then wed make out in a public place. but, no sloppy.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:07:27 PM): lol.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:07:28 PM): wood.
SheWoreGloves (11:07:37 PM): lol
SheWoreGloves (11:07:38 PM): yes.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:07:56 PM): Now everytime I see a tree or something, I'm going to think about having sex with you. o_O and him,
SheWoreGloves (11:07:58 PM): and he'll like. Want to join in. And we'll give in because he looks at us with the Elijah Eyes.
SheWoreGloves (11:08:05 PM): !!
SheWoreGloves (11:08:06 PM): A tree.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:08:08 PM): if i see a desk. sex with hope.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:08:15 PM): OH! elijah eyes
SheWoreGloves (11:08:26 PM): !!
SheWoreGloves (11:08:38 PM): now i shall think of kinky Elijah/Phoebe/Hope sex everytime I see a tree.
SheWoreGloves (11:08:42 PM): Or a bench.
SheWoreGloves (11:08:45 PM): Or like. the ground.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:08:48 PM): lol
TwoAM Radio Star (11:08:53 PM): or a lesh.
SheWoreGloves (11:08:54 PM): Anywhere we can stop and enjoy ourselves.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:09:01 PM): leash.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:09:09 PM): haha yes.
SheWoreGloves (11:09:16 PM): lol
SheWoreGloves (11:09:18 PM): haha yes, a leash.
SheWoreGloves (11:09:21 PM): That elijah must be on.
SheWoreGloves (11:09:32 PM): We'll have to get him a nice studded one. Or spiked. O_O
TwoAM Radio Star (11:09:35 PM): Mmm yes.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:09:37 PM): oh. spiked.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:09:41 PM): because, spike.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:09:52 PM): and then we can go "aw. we cant forget where we came from."
TwoAM Radio Star (11:10:00 PM): because. its james marsters fault I met you.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:10:17 PM): Because I searched for ghost of the robot and i found 2 other people who werent me. and the othe girl sucked.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:10:19 PM): ^_^
SheWoreGloves (11:10:37 PM): AW YES
SheWoreGloves (11:10:46 PM): lol, the other girl DID suck. I rule.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:10:53 PM): yes. you do.
SheWoreGloves (11:11:02 PM): Yes james marsters... but he cant be in our hotsex plan. We're all over Lij right now
TwoAM Radio Star (11:11:08 PM): because i remembered all that. and thats neat of me.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:11:14 PM): yes true. plus, he has kids. o_O
SheWoreGloves (11:11:36 PM): *one* kid
SheWoreGloves (11:11:42 PM): and he's like.. 7
TwoAM Radio Star (11:11:45 PM): one too many if you ask me.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:11:48 PM): o_O
SheWoreGloves (11:11:52 PM): but i still think he might sex us up
SheWoreGloves (11:11:55 PM): haha yes.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:12:00 PM): "daddy has hot lesbians in the living room"
SheWoreGloves (11:12:08 PM): XD
SheWoreGloves (11:12:08 PM): !!
TwoAM Radio Star (11:12:24 PM): i can imagine the 16 candles thing. "my brother paid a buck to see your underpants"
SheWoreGloves (11:12:33 PM): !!!
TwoAM Radio Star (11:12:37 PM): ..vivid imaginations are good.
SheWoreGloves (11:12:45 PM): Aw yes
TwoAM Radio Star (11:12:56 PM): ANYWAY. back to plan hotsex.
SheWoreGloves (11:13:00 PM): I'm trying to think of more things we can do to elijah
SheWoreGloves (11:13:07 PM): haha
TwoAM Radio Star (11:13:08 PM): we can own an apartment with his money
TwoAM Radio Star (11:13:16 PM): and sit on the balconey with cigarettes
TwoAM Radio Star (11:13:20 PM): and chocolate
TwoAM Radio Star (11:13:22 PM): and porn.
SheWoreGloves (11:13:25 PM): yes!
SheWoreGloves (11:13:28 PM): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TwoAM Radio Star (11:13:30 PM): though. wed be much hotter than any porn
SheWoreGloves (11:13:37 PM): *dies*
SheWoreGloves (11:13:43 PM): oh yes of course
TwoAM Radio Star (11:13:46 PM): and wed all get drunk on a regular basis for the hell ofit.
SheWoreGloves (11:13:56 PM): and we'd all get drunk, and give him chocolate and we'd have sex
SheWoreGloves (11:14:01 PM): HAHA yes
TwoAM Radio Star (11:14:11 PM): And I'd be like the kid in almost famous and my mother [who is a teacher] could say things like "ROCKSTARS STOLE MY BABY"..0_0
SheWoreGloves (11:14:28 PM): ooh and take kinky pictures. But keep them hidden so he doesnt get in trouble like Paris Hilton
TwoAM Radio Star (11:14:32 PM): cause. im only 15. and im smoking, having 3 ways and keeping movie stars ona leash.
SheWoreGloves (11:14:35 PM): !!!!!!!!!1
TwoAM Radio Star (11:14:38 PM): lol. yes.
SheWoreGloves (11:14:46 PM): Yes. ELIJAH WOOD IS HOLDING OUR DAUGHTERS HOSTAGE
TwoAM Radio Star (11:14:56 PM): lol. aw. and HES on the leash.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:14:57 PM): lol.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:15:05 PM): aw.im having so much fun.
SheWoreGloves (11:15:06 PM): lol
SheWoreGloves (11:15:06 PM): yes
SheWoreGloves (11:15:25 PM): TEENAGE LESBIANS HAVE STOLEN ELIJAH WOOD
SheWoreGloves (11:15:27 PM): news at 5
TwoAM Radio Star (11:15:36 PM): lmao.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:16:13 PM): HE CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN SEDUCED INTO A DARK VAN FILLED WITH PORN, CHOCOLATE, AND CIGARETTES BOUND TO KILL HIM BEFORE HE TURNS 34
TwoAM Radio Star (11:16:20 PM): ..jeremy can drive the vam
TwoAM Radio Star (11:16:21 PM): can
TwoAM Radio Star (11:16:23 PM): VAN
TwoAM Radio Star (11:16:25 PM): lmao.
SheWoreGloves (11:16:35 PM): !!!!!!!!!
SheWoreGloves (11:16:35 PM): LMAO
TwoAM Radio Star (11:16:47 PM): my eyes are tearing up
SheWoreGloves (11:16:56 PM): oh god yes. We'll lure him in with promises of porn and chocolate
TwoAM Radio Star (11:16:56 PM): oh mannn
SheWoreGloves (11:17:07 PM): and his death trap cigarettes
SheWoreGloves (11:17:14 PM): LOL me too i keep laughing out lous
TwoAM Radio Star (11:17:18 PM): lol. yessssssssss. oh yes.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:17:21 PM): at lous.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:17:23 PM): heheheeeee
SheWoreGloves (11:17:25 PM): D
TwoAM Radio Star (11:17:39 PM): I keep almost choking on my apple.
SheWoreGloves (11:17:51 PM): aw i want an apple
TwoAM Radio Star (11:18:00 PM): DID YOU EVER SEND ME THAT PICTURE?!?! cause, i never got it. o_O
SheWoreGloves (11:18:11 PM): OMG we can put an apple in Elijah's mouth and gag him while doing kinky things
SheWoreGloves (11:18:18 PM): NO it wont send, im about to give you the link
TwoAM Radio Star (11:18:21 PM): lol
TwoAM Radio Star (11:18:24 PM): oh okay. neat.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:18:39 PM): WE CAN USE CHOCOLATE DURRING SEX.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:18:41 PM): *dies*
SheWoreGloves (11:19:04 PM): aw poo, just go to the LJ comm, elijahwood, and scroll down, and its him laying on the couch
TwoAM Radio Star (11:19:20 PM): alrighhtyyyy
SheWoreGloves (11:19:21 PM): OOH chocolate during sex
SheWoreGloves (11:19:27 PM): and then cigarettes after
TwoAM Radio Star (11:19:35 PM): yes yes YES.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:19:39 PM): oh its all so perfect!
SheWoreGloves (11:19:47 PM): It IS
TwoAM Radio Star (11:19:57 PM): its FATE
SheWoreGloves (11:19:58 PM): it fits perfectly with the porn and chocolate thing
TwoAM Radio Star (11:20:01 PM): kinky sex fate
SheWoreGloves (11:20:04 PM): WAIT, almost.. we have to get drunk first
TwoAM Radio Star (11:20:26 PM): okay... but our first kiss cant be drunken
SheWoreGloves (11:20:34 PM): Get drunk + kinky chocolate sex + cigarettes after
TwoAM Radio Star (11:20:38 PM): cause we want it to be hot, not sloppy. lol.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:20:39 PM): yes.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:20:47 PM): and magicly, no hangovers
SheWoreGloves (11:21:02 PM): aww no of course not
SheWoreGloves (11:21:02 PM): then it'll be sloppy and i'll probably bite someones lip
SheWoreGloves (11:21:03 PM): cuz i tend to do that
SheWoreGloves (11:21:04 PM): lol
SheWoreGloves (11:21:10 PM): hehe yes
SheWoreGloves (11:21:11 PM): Yes no hangovers
SheWoreGloves (11:21:20 PM): i dont really get headaches anyway, just a dry mouth and i feel sluggish
TwoAM Radio Star (11:21:25 PM): ..I like bitting. o_O
SheWoreGloves (11:21:34 PM): like the day after halloween, i wanted everyone to die
TwoAM Radio Star (11:21:39 PM): lol
SheWoreGloves (11:22:14 PM): O_O good cuz i bite a lot
SheWoreGloves (11:22:27 PM): and i bite hard. And jeremy's all.. 'DAMN. OW.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:22:41 PM): ME TOO
TwoAM Radio Star (11:22:42 PM): lol
TwoAM Radio Star (11:22:48 PM): I scratch too.. o_O
SheWoreGloves (11:23:01 PM): Wait WAIT.. Lij drinks lots of coffee, too. So in the morning we'll get up and fix him coffee. So that he'll love us.
SheWoreGloves (11:23:08 PM): AHH me too
SheWoreGloves (11:23:18 PM): Ive left welts.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:23:20 PM): oooh yes. and then ill have coffee. cause i like it. o_O
TwoAM Radio Star (11:23:34 PM): haha. ive left lots os scratch marks. no welts.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:23:45 PM): it looked like a cat attacked his shoulders.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:23:51 PM): rawr.
SheWoreGloves (11:23:59 PM): Yes and I won't have coffee, cuz i dont like it. But I'll go under the table and play with eliljah's wood again.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:24:04 PM): and i bite my nails. so theyre not THAT sharp.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:24:09 PM): HAHA. okay.
SheWoreGloves (11:24:10 PM): haha, rawr
TwoAM Radio Star (11:24:20 PM): aw. or we can all play footsies under the table. awwwww.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:24:21 PM): lol
SheWoreGloves (11:24:31 PM): haha, well i bite my nails now, but i like to grow them out just for that purpose O_O
SheWoreGloves (11:24:36 PM): lol aww
TwoAM Radio Star (11:24:42 PM): lol
SheWoreGloves (11:25:14 PM): Or OOOH.. you can sit there with him and try to have an adult, dignified conversation about the weather or something.. while I'm under the table distacting both of you. O_O
SheWoreGloves (11:25:15 PM): I'm such a whore.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:25:22 PM): lol
TwoAM Radio Star (11:25:32 PM): but cute.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:25:35 PM): very cute.
SheWoreGloves (11:25:46 PM): Aw I'm a cute whore. *enjoys*
TwoAM Radio Star (11:25:54 PM): lol.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:26:34 PM): K im not finding the picture. -_-
TwoAM Radio Star (11:26:36 PM): i feel dumb
SheWoreGloves (11:26:43 PM): haha, poor elijah doesnt know what's being planned for him.. poor guy.. he probably thinks he's going to make movies or something silly like that
TwoAM Radio Star (11:27:01 PM): lol.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:27:07 PM): oh. he can make movies.
SheWoreGloves (11:27:10 PM): you just scroll down. O_O
TwoAM Radio Star (11:27:12 PM): >=)
SheWoreGloves (11:27:15 PM): and the title is, 'a present for you all'
SheWoreGloves (11:27:16 PM): and its him on a couch
SheWoreGloves (11:27:19 PM): porn movies. >D
TwoAM Radio Star (11:27:23 PM): oh.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:27:25 PM): EXACTLY
TwoAM Radio Star (11:27:26 PM): lol
SheWoreGloves (11:27:26 PM): hehe i like your evil face
TwoAM Radio Star (11:27:34 PM): haha yes. hes evil allright
TwoAM Radio Star (11:28:20 PM): OH I FOUND IT.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:28:26 PM): AND NOW I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH IT
TwoAM Radio Star (11:28:28 PM): lol.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:28:32 PM): i feel dumb
SheWoreGloves (11:29:03 PM): !!!!!
SheWoreGloves (11:29:09 PM): i want to have sex with it too
TwoAM Radio Star (11:29:11 PM): oh blast
SheWoreGloves (11:29:27 PM): anyway, thats when i was marveling at his chin hair last night. Grows just like jeremys
TwoAM Radio Star (11:29:32 PM): lol.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:29:42 PM): i think we should make him wear those pants often.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:29:44 PM): when he wears pants.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:29:49 PM): if we have to go out or something.
SheWoreGloves (11:30:05 PM): LOL
TwoAM Radio Star (11:30:10 PM): "put the wood away, dear. we have to go ice scooting" "aw. do i hafta?" 'yes. you do. now heres your leash'
SheWoreGloves (11:30:12 PM): he only wears pants if we leave the house
TwoAM Radio Star (11:30:18 PM): eeeeexactly
TwoAM Radio Star (11:30:19 PM): lol.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:30:26 PM): hello. Im thinking waaaay too into this all
SheWoreGloves (11:30:28 PM): XD!
SheWoreGloves (11:30:47 PM): and he'll obediently put on the leash, because he doesnt want to get punished. Or DOES he??
SheWoreGloves (11:30:53 PM): LOL me too
TwoAM Radio Star (11:30:55 PM): o_O
SheWoreGloves (11:30:58 PM): I'm so into this, its sad
TwoAM Radio Star (11:31:06 PM): heh.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:31:08 PM): but ..FUN!
TwoAM Radio Star (11:31:24 PM): wow. it took me this long to realize hes wearing pink.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:31:25 PM): o_O
SheWoreGloves (11:31:28 PM): VERY FUN
SheWoreGloves (11:31:28 PM): sex is good.
SheWoreGloves (11:31:31 PM): sex is fun
TwoAM Radio Star (11:31:47 PM): o_O
SheWoreGloves (11:31:49 PM): O_O real men wear pink
TwoAM Radio Star (11:31:53 PM): yep
SheWoreGloves (11:32:18 PM): and have big stare-y eyes that look at you like, "take me to bed."
SheWoreGloves (11:32:20 PM): swoon.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:32:30 PM): mmmm yes
TwoAM Radio Star (11:32:46 PM): bed. couch. hallway. nearest bench. whatever.
SheWoreGloves (11:32:54 PM): haha!
SheWoreGloves (11:33:02 PM): true.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:33:25 PM): oh. we forgot about drew
TwoAM Radio Star (11:33:25 PM): lol
SheWoreGloves (11:33:42 PM): lol
SheWoreGloves (11:33:48 PM): aw well.
SheWoreGloves (11:33:58 PM): its Elijah's time to shine.
SheWoreGloves (11:33:58 PM): XD
TwoAM Radio Star (11:34:01 PM): lol.
TwoAM Radio Star (11:34:08 PM): shiny wood. shiny wood.
SheWoreGloves (11:34:36 PM): HAHA
SheWoreGloves (11:34:38 PM): shiny wood
TwoAM Radio Star (11:35:09 PM): har har
SheWoreGloves (11:35:44 PM): aww as much fun as this is, I need to get offline. I have to get up early tomorrow and go to wilimington
SheWoreGloves (11:35:59 PM): >: (
TwoAM Radio Star (11:36:03 PM): ;_;
SheWoreGloves (11:36:35 PM): aww i know. We'll mentally molest Lij more tomorrow

:)
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